Saturday, July 7, 2012

A Toast by Sigmund Whiplash

She's about to go bottoms up and have a stiff drink as well
Alcohol is a social lubricant, she'll need it, she has a lot to take in
They say there are two kinds of women, those who love anal and those who need to be taught too.

What do women want?
The question baffled my esteemed forbear
It is so simple really, women need to take it like a woman
Love, honor and obey
Give themselves over to a man, completely
And what do they expect in return
Everything,
a hero who would die defending them and their children
 a man who will do what's right no matter how hard
a lover who worships their beauty
someone who can teach her sons to be men
and her daughters that men can be trustworthy (but that some are also horndogs that need watching)
What a simple truth this is

Pic by danishprinciple  Words by SW  Muse by Anne Clark (Thanks for your little talk)

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