Tuesday, July 10, 2012

From the Autobiography of Snidely Whiplash

Mick was there, as was I, when Times Square was really alive, men beyond count had spilled their seed in the peep shows and quarter reels. Rivulets of semen ran in the gutters, thick with wrigglers and when you walked the street you could feel them climbing your leg in search of a hole.
 I had a companion then, she loved the tang of the place, the essences of men that hung in the air, bright and burning as salt wind and sunshine. Of course she loved the cock. She measured her cocks by spirit not size, a tiny bantam rooster, head held high, who pinned a  snake in his talons, and ate it, still alive, for his dinner was worthy of respect; a gigantic waddling tom turkey, addicted to corn, simply waiting to die was not.
 She loved my cock but tested it with tooth and nail to be sure it met her mettle. Had I ever flagged, gone limp with some small injury, she would have bit it off and spit it out in contempt.
 One night, with a glint of mad scientist in her eye and armed with a large safety pin, she became determined to perform some fiendish experiment. She probed  along the shaft, curious, perhaps to see if the entire thing was filled like a waterbag and drops of white would appear at the small punctures. She ran it around the head, the groove beneath, the many tiny cracks. Miss Frankenstein cackled maniacally, "It's Alive...Alive" as life spewed forth and in a crescendo of violence drove the pin through my frenum and closed it.
I am a sentimental fool, but never an old softie(too dangerous) and so have kept the piercing open to this day.

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